Bungie Announces Halo Cortana
Posted April 1st, 2009 in Articles, Events, Microsoft, News, Xbox 360 by Drew Koehler
Based on the anticipated success of the upcoming release of Halo ODST. Bungie Studios has announced today that they are currently in production of Halo Cortana.
Halo Cortana will take place in the mind of Spartan 117 (Master Chief) as the anatomically incorrectly nude Cortana guides Master Chief through his missions.
”Halo Cortana will be all of the Halo games in every series as seen through the eyes of Cortana. You will be prompted with options on what rediculous phrases and annoying retoric you want Cortana to say as she watches Master Chief do everything” – Alex Standford (production designer)
In fact, the game is so simple you won’t have to do anything but watch and make verbal decisions directing good ‘ole MC what to do. You can expect continual iterations of Halo Cortana including an online version where one players Cortana verbally berates your opposing players Cortana as the Spartans automatically battle it out. The release date has yet to be announced.
Seriously lame sauce.
is this a joke ….. lol i hope soo…. bungie is seriously goin down hill
I absolutely love April Fools Day
The fact it says April Fools in the tags is a clue.
Lol nice try.
Heh, nice one.
Well, they tried too hard. Hilarious though!
is it just me or are all of these news post a serious reach at attention?
“You know how to cut to the core of me Baxter.”
“Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.”
Is this Bungie’s real April Fools joke? Because I don’t see it on the front page.
If its not, then I can’t wait to see what they’re gonna do!
Dang and for a second there i thought it was real… i was actually really looking foward to a game where all you do is make annoying comments of critisim toward the cheif as he messes up. that would have been a multi million seller for sure.