Servers Built by EA (Parody)

Drew Koehler — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:19:19 +0000

Special thanks to Holyfire for his inspiration.

This song is a parody of “Replay” by Iyaz and is about the laggy connection issues commonly known in ALL EA games.

Check it out on our iTunes feed or on the MP3 HERE.

Click more to read the lyrics.

Laggy always causing me to get dead

Make me want to shout

Got me screamin like

Logging on off every day

Like the servers built by EA x2

Remember the first time I played

Battlefield with my friend

I was scared of the serva

But I got my nerves up

Hopin that the problem would end

Who would have ever knew

That they would ever let this happen again

EA screwed up breaking more than rules

Same old problem again and again

That guy don’t explode when he’s sposed ta

That gun should have shot his face

This game could have been so much better

If it hadn’t come from EA

Laggy always causing me to get dead

Make me want to shout

Got me screamin like

Logging on off every day

Like the servers built by EA x2

See Ive played every kind of game

Not once did I want to cry

Ive played with my friends till the fun never ends

But now all I do is die

Doin things I shouldn’t do

Im in a battle lagging back in time

We´re trying to play by your stupid rules

Someday I’d like to play something right

That guy don’t explode when he’s sposed ta

That gun should have shot his face

This game could have been so much better

If it hadn’t been made by EA

Laggy always causing me to get dead

Make me want to shout

Got me screamin like

Logging on off every day

Like the servers built by EA x2

I cant play bad company

I try but it’s such a tragedy

For one what I play is so laggy

And two there’s no connectivity

I want to play Call of Duty

The servers they work so perfectly

Like people that really care bout me

And names sound like Infinity

Loggin on and off and on and off and on and off and on

EAs got me loggin

On and off and on and off and on and off an on

Laggy always causing me to get dead

Make me want to shout

Got me screamin like

Logging on off every day

Like the servers built by EA x2

Poke Your Face (Parody)

Drew Koehler — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:43:21 +0000

A new parody about using knives in online game play. The original song is “Poker Face” by Lady GaGa.

Poke Your Face (Parody)

Game Night (Parody)

Drew Koehler — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:20:09 +0000

A parody song based off of “I Gotta Feeling” by the Black Eyed Peas. Enjoy!

Here’s the download link and you can listen to it if you subscribe to the podcast.

Killed By A Noob (Parody)

Drew Koehler — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:54:48 +0000

It’s finally here. Enjoy.

You’ll Be (Parody)

Drew Koehler — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:47:19 +0000

A parody song brought to you on Valentines Day taken from “I’ll Be” by Edwin McCain.
A torrid tale of a husband trying to cope with his wife’s addiction to World of Warcraft.

I’ll Be Pwning You (Parody)

Drew Koehler — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:34:28 +0000

A parody of “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. Here it is, “I’ll Be Pwning You”. The song is available on our iTunes feed as well as in the podcast player on the left of the website.

Hardcore Christian Gamers Association » Parody

Servers Built by EA (Parody)

Poke Your Face (Parody)

Game Night (Parody)

Killed By A Noob (Parody)

You’ll Be (Parody)

I’ll Be Pwning You (Parody)